Florida Pilot Drew A Dick With His GPS Because Dicks Are Always Funny

Daily Mail- An American pilot who clearly had time on his hands may have produced the lewdest image ever using GPS flight data. The pilot was behind the controls of a single-engine plane when he ‘drew’ a naughty image on a flight path over central Florida last night. Screen grabs of the rude flight path have gone viral on the internet after they were shared by flight-tracking website Flightradar24. It appeared to be a routine flight when the Van’s RV-12 plane departed Kissimmee, Florida shortly before 6:45pm local time. The two-seater flew south-west towards Lakeland when it suddenly made a sharp turn towards the north and began to ‘draw’ the lewd image. It continued on at an altitude of 1,800ft and then flew north-west towards the Gulf of Mexico before turning around and heading back to Kissimmee Gateway Airport, south of Orlando. The single-engine plane appeared to ‘draw’ another lewd image shortly before it flew over Walt Disney World and landed in Kissimmee at about 9pm local time, according to Flightradar24, which provides real-time positioning and information for thousands of aircraft around the world.
 

What’s that old saying like, “Everybody can be great at what they do”?  Or, “Everybody can be extraordinary even if their job is ordinary”?  It’s something like that.  The basic gist is that, no matter what your occupation is, greatness can come from it.  Beethoven was a great musician.  Picasso was a great painter.  Will Hunting was great at math.  And this airplane pilot is great at drawing dicks in the sky using his GPS.  It’s great because dicks are always funny.  It’s why people always laugh when a sports announcer accidentally draws a dick and balls with his telestrator.  The people want dicks so give them dicks.  If there was every any sort of greatness that was gonna come out of Florida, this had to be it.  It wasn’t gonna be some guy from Tallahassee curing cancer or an Orlando native coming up with the cure for AIDS.  That’s not how Florida rolls.  It was gonna be a pilot who could draw dicks on GPS.

PS- The thought of some guy thinking up the route he’s going to take to make sure a big dick shows up on GPS is why I get out of bed every morning to blog.